Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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