He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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