Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
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And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
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who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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