god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
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Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
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She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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