there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
they call him Oral-B. enough said
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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