Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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