Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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