Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
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I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
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Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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