I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
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I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
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The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
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