We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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