new low.... made out with someone while peeing
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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