I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
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