who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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