the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
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A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
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