No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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