I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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