What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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