I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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