so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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