Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
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Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
How do I know I'm high? Let me count the ways.
1. I put the milk in the cupboard, 2. Everything tastes fucking amazing, 3. My dog is really soft, 4. The lunesta butterfly flew out of my tv and touched me
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
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Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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