Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Randomize
