weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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