It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
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If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
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sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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