she kept yelling 'call me bella'
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
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i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
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Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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