we have officially lost it.
Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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