I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
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i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
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How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
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