best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
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So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
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...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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