apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
Dignity is for republicans.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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