i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
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