have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
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Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
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I spit up blood this morning
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES