i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied