Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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