We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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