No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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