He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
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my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
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not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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