please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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