We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
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when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
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You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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