I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
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college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
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He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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