Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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