Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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