Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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