There was a lot of him and a little penis
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
Who died my cat blue again?
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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