I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
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he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
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Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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