Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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