Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
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