Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
Reggie can tackle my bush.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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