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the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
it's like heaven, but drunker
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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