AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
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If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
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No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
We had sex on a dog bed..
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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