But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
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