how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
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