Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
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he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
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Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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