We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
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Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
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Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
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