because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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