I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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