Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
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and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
We have so much sex to catch up on
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want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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